What? Who are you?
I am Her Serene Highness Princess Theresa Gustava Bonaventura of Liechtenstein, Countess of Sponheim and Protector Extraordinary of the Cantons of Nimes! Who are you?
Call me Carolyn.
Are you in charge? What is the meaning of this intolerable delay?
I am so sorry, Your Highness. I am – I’m just interrogating the captain and when I find out, I assure you –
The captain? What has it to do with the captain?
Well, he’s the one flying the plane.
Of course he is. Round and round in circles.
Exactly! And when I’ve found out why –
On my command.
O-on your... Sorry?
While we wait and we wait and we wait for you to arrive.
For me? Why?
To receive us, of course. We are the King and Princess of Liechtenstein. Do you think we’d simply land in any old airport without reception, without having it swept for assassins?
I do, I-I do apologise. I... assassins?
Yes! Now sweep for those assassins, and once you are sure there aren’t any, you may call us back.
I think I can be fairly sure, even now...
CALL US BACK!
Yes, yes, Your Highness.
[Sat comm call ends.]
DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING SO MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH AMAZING DETAILS AND FANTASTIC COLORING but then you remember u shit at art
DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY
Unlikely things to hear on Dr Who
"You know what they say about an ant, sir. A friend for life,eh. Well, a friend for its life anyway."
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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