• Theresa:

    Hello?

  • Carolyn:

    What? Who are you?

  • Theresa:

    I am Her Serene Highness Princess Theresa Gustava Bonaventura of Liechtenstein, Countess of Sponheim and Protector Extraordinary of the Cantons of Nimes! Who are you?

  • Carolyn (humbly):

    Call me Carolyn.

  • Theresa:

    Are you in charge? What is the meaning of this intolerable delay?

  • Carolyn:

    I am so sorry, Your Highness. I am – I’m just interrogating the captain and when I find out, I assure you –

  • Theresa:

    The captain? What has it to do with the captain?

  • Carolyn:

    Well, he’s the one flying the plane.

  • Theresa:

    Of course he is. Round and round in circles.

  • Carolyn:

    Exactly! And when I’ve found out why –

  • Theresa:

    On my command.

  • Carolyn:

    O-on your... Sorry?

  • Theresa:

    While we wait and we wait and we wait for you to arrive.

  • Carolyn:

    For me? Why?

  • Theresa:

    To receive us, of course. We are the King and Princess of Liechtenstein. Do you think we’d simply land in any old airport without reception, without having it swept for assassins?

  • Carolyn:

    I do, I-I do apologise. I... assassins?

  • Theresa:

    Yes! Now sweep for those assassins, and once you are sure there aren’t any, you may call us back.

  • Carolyn:

    I think I can be fairly sure, even now...

  • Theresa:

    CALL US BACK!

  • Carolyn:

    Yes, yes, Your Highness.

  • [Sat comm call ends.]

cheese3d:

DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING SO MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH AMAZING DETAILS AND FANTASTIC COLORING but then you remember u shit at art

godotal:

omgbuglen:

Music, what are you doing?

"Release the penguins!"

godotal:

omgbuglen:

Music, what are you doing?

"Release the penguins!"

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN

I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

Unlikely things to hear on Dr Who

"You know what they say about an ant, sir. A friend for life,eh. Well, a friend for its life anyway."

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

Reblog if you are

kanrose:

shaxaphone:

s4rcoline:

image

I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

Anonymous
asks:
LOOK!!!!! A SNOW LEOPARD!!

johnfinnemoressouvenirprogramme:

wingcommanderarthurshappey:

"What, here in Fitton?"

Not really, just my little joke…

….there’s no leopard…. like snow leopard….

imjustbeingfriendly:

carbonxribs:

a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty

Favourite line in all of Dinsey